“Sweet Baby Jesus!” Veggie Bomber

I call this one the ‘Sweet Baby Jesus!’ Veggie Bomber because it’s so good it’ll make you see Jesus’ sandals. Yes, I went ahead and said it. I Now I don’t care if you’re vegan, vegetarian, or eat nothing but meat – this is a good little bit of num nums in your tum tums. Let’s get it on!

​Coconut Chipotle Dressing Makin’s:
1 cup canned coconut milk
• 1⁄3 cup Sriracha
• 1⁄4 cup olive oil
• 1 tsp lemon juice
• 1⁄2 tsp garlic powder

Sammich Makin’s
1 loaf of cibatta bread
A pinch of garlic salt
1 firm tomato – or cherry tomatos if ya like
1 cucumber
Baby Spinach
1 avocado
1 small tub of roasted red pepper hummus*

Preheat the oven to 375 degrees, and while you’re sitting around and waiting you can do something useful – make the dressing!

Combine the coconut milk, Sriracha, olive oil, lemon juice, garlic powder and salt into your blender and crank that thing until it’s all mixed up. Should take about 1-2 mins and look orange. Put that in the fridge, and let it sit until you’re ready to use it – and trust, you’re going to have a lot, so keep it around to put this deliciousness on something else.

Next, cut the loaf in half vertically and then again horizontally. You know – make it like a damn sammich, don’t make me explain in depth. Now, drizzle some olive oil on the insides of the bread and a pinch of garlic SALT on the loaves. Place them face up on a baking sheet and pop them in the oven for 10 mins once the annoying-ass alarm on the oven begins beeping enough for you to scream “ALRIGHT! SHUT UP!” at it.

When that’s finished – take it out and let the bread cool for about 5 min. or else you’re going to burn your hand, get pissed and try to sue me. So now that I’ve warned you… don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Once cooled schmere on the roasted red pepper hummus, lay down the spinach on top of that, then the maters, cucumbers, avocado slices, and finally.. FINALLY.. take that dressing out of the fridge and drizzle it on top. Then top that bastard off with the other half of the bread… and shhhhhheeeeeeeiiiittttt! That is a delicious sammich!

Enjoy and comment below to let me know how you liked it.



* Please find an alternative to TRIBE and SABRA hummus. Click here to find out why.

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